I DON'T LIKE BOOKS. I ALMOST GOT RID OF THEM ALL. WHY KEEP A BOOK, ONCE YOU HAVE READ IT AND DECIDED NOT TO READ AGAIN? AND HERE ARE SOME GOOD REASONS WHY I DO NOT LIKE BOOKS:- NO SEARCH FUNCTION
(MISSING CTRL+F FUNCTION)- NO FONT SIZE CUSTOMIZATION
(FONTS ALWAYS STAY THE SAME SIZE)- NO FONT TYPE CUSTOMIZATION
(FONTS ALWAYS STAY THE SAME TYPE- NO FONT COLOR CUSTOMIZATION
- (TRY TO CHANGE THE COLOR)
- NO TEXT COPY & PASTE FUNCTION
(MISSING CTRL+C AND CTRL+V)- NO INTEGRATED MARKING FUNCTION
(YOU HAVE TO USE AN EXTRA DEVICE CALLED PEN TO UNDERLINE OR CIRCLE)- NO HIGHLIGHTING FUNCTION
(YOU HAVE TO USE AN EXTRA DEVICE CALLED MARKER)-
NO OCR COMMENTING POSSIBLE
(YOU CAN NOT TYPE COMMENTS AND SEARCH YOUR WITHIN COMMENTS)- NO COLOR CUSTOMIZATION
(TRY TO TURN THE BACKGROUND COLOR IN BLACK)- NO SCROLLING FUNCTION
(YOU HAVE TO TURN EVERY SINGLE PAGE MANUALLY)- LIMITED SCREEN
(YOU WILL ONLY SEE ONE PAGE)- NEEDS A BIG STORAGE TO KEEP
(WHERE DO YOU PUT A 1000 BOOKS?)- NO STANDARD INDEX
(EVERY BOOK LOOKS DIFFERENT)-
NO STANDARD GLOSSARY
(TRY TO BUILD A STANDARD DIGITAL INDEX)- GRAPHICS MOSTLY BLACK&WHITE
(COLOR PRINTING IS SO EXPENSIVE)- HEAVY WEIGHT
(TRY TO TAKE 30 BOOKS TO YOUR NEXT VACATION)- HARMFUL TO THE ENVIRONMENT
(TREES HAD TO BE KILLED FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT)- FLAMMABLE
(A HOUSE WITH LOTS OF BOOKS WILL BURN FASTER)- SMELLY
(OLD BOOKS CAN BE AWFUL)- VERY HIGH MANUFACTURING PRODUCTION COSTS
(PRINTING AND PUBLISHING IS AN EXPENSIVE PROCESS)- VERY LIMITED SCREENSHOT FUNCTION
(WITH AN EXTENSION OF A PHOTOCOPIER THERE IS ONLY "ONE COPY PER PAGE" POSSIBLE)- NOT ARRANGABLE
(TRY TO PLACE A BOOK ON THE TABLE AND TRY TO TURN PAGES)- NO PLUGINS AVAILABLE
(YOU CANNOT TRANSFER DATA IN OR OUT FROM A BOOK)- NO UPDATES AVAILABLE
(YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THE WHOLE LICENCE AGAIN, JUST TO GET CHANGES WITH A NEW EDITION)
- NEVER FLAT
(IT ALWAYS BENDS)- CHANGING COLORS AUTOMATICALLY
(A BOOK WILL ALWAYS CHANGE ITS FORM AND COLOR AFTER A WHILE)- LOSING TINT
(THE LETTERS WILL BRIGHTEN UP EVERY YEAR)- USES UP AFTER A WHILE
(YOU CAN NOT MIGRATE THIS DEVICE EVER, IT WILL BE GONE SOME DAY)- DELETING DRAWINGS LEAVE TRAILS
(TRY TO RUBBER YOUR WRITINGS WITHOUT DAMAGING THE BOOK)- NEXT PAGE PENETRATES THE CURRENT PAGE
(YOU CAN NOT READ IF YOU HAVE SOME STRONG BACKGROUND LIGHT)- CANNOT COPY
(YOU CAN NOT COPY THIS CULTURAL GOOD FOR A FRIEND)
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